DINOSAUR DAMES

OR

THE RETURN OF THE VESUVIANS!

CHARACTERS & POSSIBLE CASTING

PELE: Female goddess on Earth, connected to planet Venus.

DINOSAUR DAMES FROM VENUS

QUICKSILVER: Their leader, messenger from Venus/(Gina Davis)

BILL & CYNTHIA IRWIN-Tourists

JAPANESE CAMERA MAN: Recording at site of volcano/(Akira Kurosawa)

BORIS: Male lover-not easily seduced/(Jeff Goldblum)

ROBERTA: Another Vesuvian woman

BARNEY: Earth man

CHARACTER HISTORY-QUICKSILVER

She has been sent from planet Venus to spy on this place called Earth. It is being put through a re-evolutionary phase that was just starting and she was sent to convert them for her purposes rather that for an altruistic one. She worked for Outer Space Spy Network, as a silver specialist. This would not be the first time she'd turned men into mere currency, something other than they were. Anything is game exchange. An exchange for what is fair market. This time something was different. She was aware her own heart was missing, and somehow the creatures no matter what re-evolutionary stage they were in, they seemed to have this feeling capacity. She rubbed noses with a Brontosaurus whose legs were like a hairy man, and felt sad. Her elbow brushed against a Tyrannosaurus, and she stopped angrily glaring into his human eyes.
Her humanity was returning to her and her capacity to love would be generated in the not so distant future.


SCENE ONE-NIGHT EXTERIOR
OPENING VISUAL: Screen is black. Slowly bright lemon yellow pours down, the bright orange and red we begin to understand as camera no longer zooms but pans out to sky to see erupting black lava and mountains in the sky. It is a volcano.
Hundreds of half "human" half reptilian naked women are making wild love to earth men on the side of the volcano.
A speech is being given by the goddess Pele. She is a dark-haired tall gorgeous woman who is naked and 6'2"".

PELE

The whole earth is shifting. Men must learn to respect the reptilian part of the brain. For forty days and forty nights these women will make love to the men of earth to reverse man's inhumanity to man.

Huge orange-yellow lava is flowing against a dark sky. The camera dollies downward in the same direction the lava is flowing. Bill is standing outside his white BMW Spacemobile convertible. He is 38 years old and he is looking at the lava flow.

BILL

It is at once a beautiful and treacherous site.

Cynthia, his wife, a very beautiful sex-kitten type is standing next to him.

CYNTHIA

No kidding!

Camera pans to golden yellow close-up of lava flow.

BILL

It is PELE again. She must be angry.

TYRANNOSAURUS, one of the half reptile women from Venus is making love directly below Bill and Cynthia.

TYRANNOSAURUS WOMAN

You are right. She is angry about how humans continue to ignore the left neo-cortex in their brains. They just forget how to preserve their own safety and take care of themselves.

CYNTHIA

You mean they have lost contact with the reptilian part of their brains?

BRONTOSAURUS, another half woman from venus is nearby.

BRONTOSAURUS

How do you expect the species to survive?

QUICKSILVER, their leader comes up from behind.

QUICKSILVER

We don't.

PLOT OUTLINE
Quicksilver lives in the year 3968, 2000 years into the future on Venus. In these 2000 years there have been major planetary disasters, there are no more rainforests, there is severe population control. Men and women have become robotic.
The Vesuvians want Earth men to re-evolve into something more kind.
The patriarchy has become so dominant that there is no spirit or soul left. Religion and spirituality have been banned, and the planet is being run by a male totalitarian dictatorship.
Men have destroyed all of the South American rainforests. The Earth has become desert land, and there are major floodings and earthquakes along the Indian sub-continent. Mother earth is getting angry. So she contacted the ancient Hawaiian goddess PELE to stir up an aphrodisiac lava flow and align with the female planet of Venus. Quicksilver and her gang of women are sent to turn men into half dinosaurs to get them in touch with the old part of the brain that likes safety and security in the hopes that they will not be motivated by profit alone. But she has one flaw, she falls in love with a man and loses her ability of self-hood, her mission toward her planet and all womankind. She fails and her ability to secrete a "cum" that will transform men into reptiles starts producing eggs for babies.
Pele is a female focal-point for planet venus to send emissaries to transform men back to their instinctive animal-like nature in the hope that the human race will become more humane.
Quicksilver comes to earth in 3968. She picked this year because Quicksilver herself is actually an earthling, who was living on earth in the year 1968, exactly two thousand years before she returned. In that year, she and 99 other women who were advanced in their thinking were captured by Vesuvians and brought back to Venus. The purpose was to train these women to rediscover their true selves, to allow them to re-evolve not under the influence of a patriarchal world. The patriarchal archetypes were so imbedded into these women that it took two thousand years to undo and redo. The Vesuvians also knew (having gone through a similar past) that earth society would continue to deteriorate until there was no soul left, and that these hundred women would be earth's only chance to survive. And survival could only be achieved by bringing men back to their reptilian past, and then having them re-evolve under better guidance by the Vesuvians.
Having been through the Vesuvian training so thoroughly themselves, the women were able to take the shape of half-reptilians at will. When they returned to earth, they took these shapes, and seduced the men of the planet, injecting into their bodily fluids the reptilian essence. Slowly men began to revert to half reptiles (some the top half of the torso, some the bottom!). In some ways every man is alike, and in this case almost no man on earth was able to resist the temptations of these women. Before they knew it they were all impregnated, and on their way to regression to the reptilian state. Needless to say this caused some interior reflection and angst.

Contrary to popular belief, dinosaurs were peace loving, non-aggressive, but tough-when-they-had-to-be creatures. They had both feminine and masculine aspects. But men, as they evolved, lost all of their peace loving instincts. This effort by the Vesuvians was a massive effort to balance the universe. By earth having become so male, it was throwing everything off balance and the universe was tipping. If these 100 earth women could restore a sense of balance on the planet, bring back mother nature into its ascendancy the universe could go on and continue to create and advance. We need the female in our culture. Men have lost the tribal, spiritual values.

RESOLUTION: The society becomes more and more in touch with their animal nature, goes back to communicating with animals and with mother nature, people have wild dreams. There is no reproduction so the society is shrinking, and they become more tribal.

SCENE ONE

Dinosaur woman with large breasts goes into desert coffee shop. There are half people/half dinosaurs there. She has discovered a wasteland that has been inhabited by these Ptolemy birds and dinosaurs.

DINO-WOMAN

Have I gone back in time? Or into future?

EARTH MAN # 1

Hello. Pleased to have you.

EARTH MAN # 2

Hey Baby.

DINO-WOMAN

Hey, stop trying to hit on me. Now I know where I am. This must be Earth.

FLASHBACK: She wondered to herself whether or not she should explain to these creatures that her motormobile broke down and she cannot fly...She knows her heart is missing, but should she bother to tell them do these creatures have a heart? Could she make love to one of these "Dead-a-saurs"? Or kiss them with her fancy lips and turn them into silver? Like she always did for money? Men had no idea about her power. What about these creatures? Will they call her bluff?
The earth women went through 2000 years of training on Venus, but when they get back to earth and have to face men again it is still difficult!).
VOICE OVER: Each of her encounters with the men/dinosaurs stopped her and she heard a heart beating. How could this be possible she wondered? What was happening to her?
It would be the first time she'd turn men back into half-animals. Now according to Darwin, men never came from reptiles directly. It was a slow evolutionary process. They finally came from the monkeys.

COFFEE SHOP, INTERIOR, TIME 2:00 P.M.
A COUPLE

Barney Hey Baby, you're looking better at 2:00 A.M. than 2 P.M. when we first laid eyes on you at Dino's Coffee Shop!
Roberta         Well, why not. I'm here to please.
Barney Wow, what did you just say?
Roberta          I'm here to please my men.
Barney Well you just dropped in to our planet time??? from some other galaxy to please men? We'll, we're not all man! We're half reptile and don't you forget it.
Roberta         What's a matter, don't think I can take you in?
Barney Just testing.
Roberta          O.K., then shall se dust the desert, shoot the shit.
Barney As they say in the armed testing zones of Nevada state.
Roberta          Yea.
Barney How did you know about that, that's top secret government information.
Roberta          Oh its really, well where I come from we do that shit only its public knowledge.
Barney Sure thing, sugar. I'd like to know if there's thousands of beauties just like you? On your planet none quite like me. Cause I'm "Quicksilver", only I feel real, real sad.
Roberta         Oh don't feel that way. No, no, its actually a new sensation. I never felt this before.

Barney Let me help you. (Moves touches her hair off her.) Barney You look like you're gonna cry.
Roberta (After his touch).          I am, I am. But its joyous. Look, let's go fuck.
(Barney is stunned.)
Roberta         What, isn't that what you say?
Barney Well, not exactly.
Roberta         Give me your big hot cock in between my lips.
Barney (Crying) You just don't get it do you?
Roberta          No.
Barney We're still sensitive. We're half human.
Roberta         What about the animal? Aren't I appealing to the animal?

Boris          Why don't you meet me at 8:00 after my rehearsal?
Quicksilver         Since I last saw you, your country has been at war. Your career escalated to the top and I who am living on this same planet never knew really. We did not have parallel lives.
Boris          No, we did not.
Quicksilver         I've been an unknown actress to myself for ten years.
Boris         Will you meet me?
Quicksilver          O.K. I happened to bring my little black dress.
Boris          Do you want to live parallel lives now?
Quicksilver          I don't know if I could.
Boris          Of course you can. Just stay here on this planet with me.
Quicksilver          With you? How?
Boris          Its simple. I love you.
Witches appear and chant:
        The spell begins to release. (3 times)
        You're human again.(3 times)
        You found your feelings and your love. (3 times)
Boris sings to Quicksilver from the opera Norma.
Quicksilver          Now, I'm really human again. How is it possible you whip out your Shakesperean incantations and I'm no longer an animal?
Boris          Because you believed you have the capacity for a parallel life. Remember, I asked you earlier if you believed in parallel lives.
Quicksilver          Yes.
Boris          Now you can be at once a reptilean revolutionary and at the same time be a woman.
Quicksilver         But that sounds so chauvanistic, to just be your woman. That's what all the 2,00 years of progamming achieved? I will never exist just for a man. That we were taught is enslavement. Yet, I still feel you have this tremendous power over me.
Boris         Its love, human love. We humans have frailties. That's the problem in your solution. There is no room for weakness. No room to compromise with and work with men.
Quicksilver          Why should there be?

DAY INTERIOR-MOSCOW ART SCHOOL
Camera pans out from Boris until we see the entire seen to be a canvas, painted by a student. Teacher and student are standing in front of the canvas, discussing the student's artwork. It is the week of final critiques.
Student          Now you see what these paintings are about for me.
Teacher         Yes, At this point, your imagination is still better than your painting. You need to mix color against color more deliberately. Don't be so afraid.

APPENDIX
In light of my psyche I feel I am trying to address the ravages environment, ravaged by the masculine.
My attempt to set it in the future is during a time when the female will be better integrated into the cultural psyche and therefore will be a mixture of the animal-intuitive and the rational male element, which will be able to live harmoniously together.

MASTER(Co-owner), addressing viewer.

Welcome again. Tonight, I invite you to sit in on one of Tokyo's most notorious and famous hostess bars. There are literally thousands of hostess clubs in Japan's major cities, but only one The Cinderella Bar. We only arrive at 8:00 P.M. You can imagine when we leave! Late night is considered a time for evil people and gangsters to hand about. But we here provide only rest and relaxation. Mama-San, my wife, the proprietor of this establishment feel our club is not at all a terrible place of the night. The club is an important part of every businessman's life. He looks forward to the rest and the chance to escape the heavy burdens of responsibility that occupy his life.
The Cinderella Bar is a place where men who slave too hard and too long to travel to the places of their dreams can live them out with a bottle and a squeeze. Because the second special feature of our club is that we offer exotic foreign hostesses. Our girls are French, Filipino, Ethiopian, American, African. Here, a man is made to feel like a king. A king with a harem, where he is surrounded by conversation and tease. It is rumored that many a hostess have become a man's confidant and, yes it is said, his mistress. But, this is not an advertisement. Now, I present to you the one and only Cinderella Bar. It is winter, February 16, 1986.

LISA'S MONOLOGUE

I guess I don't really know who I am and so I tried to be like you because you seemed to have a definite Idea about who you were or what you wanted to create and you created it. I never liked your cheap false fingernails or your short black skirts but I admired you for wanting power and not being afraid of it. I've been afraid all of my life. I've sat in class after class and chosen career after career never really sticking with what I believed . My first love was dance but I was too fat to be a dancer and you couldn't really make a living without being poor (what was it to be poor if I grew up permanently middle class?) THIS IS CINDERELLA WHO WAS BORN INTO HER FATE AND CAN'T LEAVE IT SO SHE MUST MARRY OR HAVE MEN GIVE HER THE ILLUSION SHE IS IN THAT CLASS WITHOUT SELF SUPPORT. I also thought about becoming an anthropologist but that seemed too sedate and boring.

MURIEL

The problem with you is that you've always had an excuse for everything.

LISA

I could only be what Daddy always told me, an actress. The problem with acting is that in this business you become someone else's projection of the character: the director's ;the casting director's; the producer's ; the audience's, and you cease to become the transformer of the character's soul in today's theater of business. I just became someone to be looked at and admired like every other beauty out there. My identity lasted as long as the play ran or the movie was shown on video. I didn't choose this profession consciously but unconsciously I followed my Mom and Dad's designs for me. They even gave me a middle name which could later serve as a stage name and did. Yes, I've been betrayed. But betrayal for me goes so deep and happened so many times in the course of my life that I failed to realize I was betraying me. It became very easy to betray myself in order to please Mommy and Daddy. The hurt set in thickly under layers of fat I wanted in confusion. I remained a confused little girl until I met you . You were a new role model for me.

APRIL MONOLOGUE

The one thing about this man that you'd never know is that he has a very small penis. I mean he looks so big and hulk-like with his massively salt and peppered head of hair, his full lower lips indicating a very non-Japanese origin. He is rather like an ancient Hawaiian god with his large shoulders and statuesque physique. I must mention, returning back to his peculiar genital area, that he has blonde hair with black roots down there. I can't understand how he goes in for dying his hair but I guess it goes along with all the tattoos of skunks and fantastic donkey ears he's burned in all over his skin.

Now, you are saying what western woman in her right mind would want to meet a man like this? Well, honey, let me tell you all, its the delight with which I can take his very small penis into the entirety of my rather cavernous mouth with great ease that I particularly, and I do mean particularly like about this customer.

Sometimes when I'm doing him I just think of Cole Porter and that kick from cocaine and I pretend his very small penis is this very small microphone and I'm on the stage singing before an audience of 20,000 at Madison Square Garden in New York City. Far from here!

When he's through, I have him run his very adept bitten nails all over my body until he hits that spot! Uh huh-He's never read the Hite report-He barely reads in his own language of Japanese so I know he hasn't read it-But he knows where that point is! Uh, when he gets me there, I scream "Kimashita Yo!, and I rub my fingers through his massively thick salt and pepper hair saying as many Japanese lovely words as I can remember. Well like—eat me all night until the sun rises, or seduce me again with your slanty eyes.

Its hard to say really, but my babe with the black roots and blond hair may be my favorite customer in bed—He doesn't always bring me the best material gifts but those bitten nails do it every time.